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DARPA creates synthetic creatures that can never die. Microsoft finally patches a 17-year-old bug. deleteyouraccount.com helps you properly delete your identity on various websites. All this plus the Fark Headline of the Week, the Question of the Week, and Bonertron.

Links

 * Where does a 245-lb dog sit? Anywhere he wants. Meet Giant George, current Guiness contender for world's largest dog
 * Darpa's Latest Project: Synthetic Creatures That Can Never Die
 * http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bonertron
 * Microsoft Finally To Patch 17-Year-Old Bug
 * Delete Your Account Shows You How to Remove or Recover Online Identities
 * Bender Converter
 * Working steampunk firearms
 * Photographer Loves Math, Graphs Her Images

Fark Headline of the Week

 * Pics of a coyote frolicking in Central Park, NYC. Shortly after the photos were taken, the coyote was mugged at gunpoint and tagged by graffiti artists

Question of the Week
Why aren't you here?