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Ferris Bueller's Ferrari is up for auction. A militia group is up in arms about an Internet rumor. Google and Topeka formally trade names. Charles Lavoie recaptions every New Yorker cartoon with the caption "Christ, what an asshole!" A new gaming service allows you to have a "flirty" or "sexy" gaming experience. Three Fark Headlines of the Week and a new Off-Air Discussion topic.

Links

 * Ferris Bueller's Ferrari Up For Auction
 * For Hutaree, Web rumor stoked anger at Obama
 * Google, Topeka formally trade names
 * Recaptioning New Yorker cartoons with "Christ, what an asshole!"
 * LastWordsLeft Lists the Remaining Single-Word Domains
 * So It's Like Prostitution, Only Nerdy and Sadder
 * The Bob Chronicles

Fark Headline of the Week

 * Keep trying, guys: doctors induce labor, then perform C-section on woman only to find no baby inside. Woman plans lawsuit after stint in Vegas as the GREATEST MAGICIAN EVER
 * Politicians unveil iPhone apps that allow their constituents to take a picture and then email it directly to the politician. Early projections anticipate this will allow the public to provide real-time feedback on potholes, penises
 * Three legged sled dog seeks respect... and the man who killed his paw

Off-Air Discussion
What movie prop would you own if you could?