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Third grader busted for Jolly Rancher possession. A keyhole has been designed with drunk people in mind. Turn your juice into booze in 48 hours. RAM turns 56 this week. Mick Jagger talks about downloading and piracy. Canadian Club resparks a 20 year old marketing campaign which is a worldwide treasure hunt for cases of their whiskey. That and the Study of the Week, the Fark Headline of the Week, and this week's Off-Air Discussion.

Links

 * 3rd-Grader Busted For Jolly Rancher Possession
 * Ribs in a can (and other delights)
 * http://www.creepygif.com/image.php?i=10
 * Yo Dawg
 * This Family... Has Been Framed. YEAH!
 * http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1u08b_hammer-pumps-in-a-bump_music
 * http://danjlovesthe90s.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/hammerpumps.jpg
 * A Useful Keyhole for Drunks
 * Success Cancelled
 * Russellville man arrested following Internet sting
 * Turn Your Juice Into Booze In 48 Hours Flat
 * He’s a wild child – a rebel!
 * Failblog Archive of the penis category
 * Not sure if huge penis or weird six pack
 * Happy Birthday, RAM
 * Missile Launcher Fail
 * Suggestion Fail
 * Mick Jagger talks downloading and piracy on 40th anniversary of "Exile on Main Street"
 * A Globe-Trotting Whiskey Mystery
 * Out of Breath Jogger from 1982

Study of the Week
Working Regular Overtime Linked to Heart Disease Risk

Fark Headline of the Week

 * High school students build a house for a family of Liberians. I hope they put in a lot of bookshelves
 * The flying car has arrived...the landing car, not so much
 * 43 dead in Russian mine blast. OH ИOES

Off-Air Discussion
What is your favorite internet meme?