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Links

 * A German liquor company called G-Spirits is promising customers that “every drop” of its line of alcoholic beverages has been poured on the naked breasts of a certified model
 * Facebook: Federal online privacy rules would violate free speech rights
 * French Central Bank password was 123456 (really)
 * 3-D Printer Company Seizes Machine From Desktop Gunsmith
 * BitCoin Gets a Futures Market
 * Booty alert: sensor-laden cows text farmers when they're in heat
 * Tumblr Will Live-GIF the Presidential Debates
 * tldr.io is a service for summarizing long reads for lazy readers
 * The Guantanamo Bay Museum Of Art And History
 * Google settles with publishers after seven years of litigation surrounding its book-scanning service

Oh Asia, You So Crazy!

 * Chinese Hospitals Introduce Hands-Free Automatic Sperm Extractor