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The Red Cross says nurse uniforms violate the Geneva Convention. A memorial building in Indianapolis might be named after popular mayor Harry Baals. Scientists plan on being able to clone woolly mammoths within five years. A new game of billiards using bowling balls... named Knockers. Stem cells are being used in a new device to treat burns. Duane Reade infiltrates the Hipster Vatican with the promise of beer. Four Loko launches its new product - it's just like the old product sans caffeine. Robots replace teachers at 21 schools in South Korea. All this plus more in this week's episode.

Links

 * Red Cross Says Nurse Outfit Violates Geneva Convention
 * The Harry Baals Memorial
 * Scientists to Clone Woolly Mammoth in Five Years
 * Big break! Giant pool table is 30 feet long and uses 6lb bowling balls
 * Skin Gun: Futuristic Burn Treatment
 * Duane Reade Infilitrates Williamsburg By Adding A Beer Bar
 * Live Action Simpsons porn
 * Really Low Elevator Button
 * Homeless man with 'golden radio voice' gets his chance
 * NY Barfly : Four Loko Launches New Line, Sans Caffeine
 * A New And Maybe Better Way To Stop People From Being Jerks Online
 * Real-life "Encino Man" caught in Australia
 * Encino Man
 * Bio-Dome
 * Jesse Camp
 * Jesse Camp buys an 8-ball outside an MTV party
 * American Express Offers Credit Card To 3-Year-Old
 * Chinese Breast Stimulator Helps Women Achieve a Bigger Bust
 * Robots Replace Teachers at 21 Schools in South Korea
 * The Math Of Beauty

Fail of the Week
Adrian sucks

Oh Asia, You So Crazy!
This toilet paper is strangely arousing